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Posted by : Anil Malathu/1-3-09

Fun Time - നീര്‍വിളാകം

Posted by : Anil Malathu/1-3-09

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Fun Time - Neervilakom - നീര്‍വിളാകം

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Newly toilet-trained Diew the elephant does his business at an innovative private elephant camp in Thailand's Chiang Mai province.

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RAJAPPAN'S BLOOD

A Sheikh was admitted at the Rashid Hospital in Dubai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.Finally a malayalee named Rajappan Trichur, Kerala was located who had a similar type of blood. Rajappan willingly donated his blood for the Sheikh.

After the surgery, the Sheikh sent Rajappan as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, lapiz lazuri jewellery, and a Million Dirams.

Once again the Sheikh had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned Rajappan who was more than happy to donate his blood again. After the second surgery, the Sheikh sent Rajappan a thank you card and a jar of Almond halwa sweets.

Rajappan was shocked to see that the Sheikh this time did not reciprocate Rajappan's kind gesture as he had anticipated.

He phoned the Sheikh and said "This time also I thought that you would give me Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewellery….

But you gave only a thank you card and a jar of Almond sweets.

At this the Sheikh replied: " Mone Rajappa…now I have a malayalee's blood in my veins!"

What occasion is this ???

CUTE COMBINATION

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1. Comedy Skit by Suraj Venjarummoodu........2. Salim Kumar @ Palavattam

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Fun Time - Neervilakom community

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Is this ‘VISHWA VIKYADHAMAYA MOOKH’?? (The World famous Nose)

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A PROPOSAL

From,

Mr. Integration,
Indices House,
Iquation Street.

To,

Mrs. Differentiation,
D.No. Dy/Dx,
Meeting point,
Maths Nagar.

Dear Mrs. Differentiation,

I seek your opinion about the marriage of my son "Mr. Zero" with your daughter Miss Infinity" as they are already in love with each other

As you know my son Mr.Zero's qualification i.e. he neither yields to division nor multiplication. He is very popular among the students in exams. Prefer to arrange the marriage in a temple called "Multiplier"

Reception will be held in the "Co-Ordinates" hotel and Muhurtham will be fixed according to our priest "Standard Deviation" who would get his companion such as Mean, Median, and Valiance to spell the mantras

I would suggest you to consult " Mr. Calculus" and his sister "Mrs. Probability" regarding the proposal. Yours Accurately, Mr.Integration

By Laxmi Nair

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Handgun v/s Woman

The Top 10 reasons why a Handgun is better than a Woman
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road
#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun,& tell him so, he will probably let u try it out a few times
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo
#5 - A handgun doesn't do anything without u r permission
#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month
#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these make up look me beautiful?"
#2 - A handgun doesn't say no when you try for using it
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun. > > . . ..........

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A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Reshma,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(A) 10 marks,

(b) 5 marks.

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1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love

(b) you couldn't control seeing me

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2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling

(b) you are testing whether I like jokes

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3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me

(b) my presence influenced you

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4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed

(b) you felt uneasy

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5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment

(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing

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6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me

(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus

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7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:

(a) I am going to be your groom

(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me

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8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:

(a) to fulfill my wish

(b) you like roses

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9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:

(a) you want to pray along with me

(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday

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If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.

If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.

Eagerly awaiting your reply..

Love , ANANDHU

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Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format ........

ANANDHU ,

Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

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1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.

(a) Yes (b) No

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2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?

(a) Yes (b) No

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3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?

(a) Yes (b) No

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4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.

If u c , u 'll imagine something..... Right ?

(a) Yes (b) No

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5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?

(a) Yes (b) No

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6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali ) at the bus stand?

(a)Yes (b) No

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7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?

(a) Yes (b) No

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8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?

(a) Yes (b) No

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9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?

(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you .

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WOMEN

For Man Marriage will give three rings : Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and Suffering.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage.

Why were hurricanes usually named after women? eg: Katrina... Because when they arrive, they're wet & wild, but when they go, they take your house & car..2 il eethu vannaalum vazhiyaathaaram aakum
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SMART WOMEN

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother

CLEVER WOMEN

Man: Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: " Yes & this will if you sit there"
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: " I know how to please a women." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."
Man: "May I see you pretty soon?" Woman: " why don't u think I'm pretty now?"
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you." Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there ?.

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GIRLS

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman, If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seductionShe is a girl
If you stare at another girl, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk In short:
So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So damning, yet so wonderful So confusing, yet so desirable......

But sincerly...... WE LOVE GIRLS EVENTHOUGH THEY ARE LIKE THIS..

MEN & WOMEN

WOMEN has MEN in it.
SHE has HE in it.
Mrs. Has Mr. In it.
LADY has LAD in it.
MISTERESS has MISTER in it.
MADAM has ADAM in it.
HOSTESS has HOST in it.
FEMALE has MALE in it ......
and so on the list is never ending
SO NO need to be proud ....
Girls YOU are always incomplete without Boys....

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

The Leave Applications

An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."

· From an employee who was performing the "mundan"

ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

· Leave-letter from an employee who was performing

his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."

·From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."

·Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"

· An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."

·A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

·Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."

·Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

· Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer below..."

·Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

·Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

· A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.
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CHANGE ONE LETTER (4 LETTER WORD) (page: 1 2 3 4 5 ... last page)

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Oct 1 2009, 2:42 AM EDT by sonunair

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Friends, Let us play a Word Game.

We start with a Four Letter Word and each time the person with the next reply would have to change a letter from that word to make a different word.

You can change any letter of the word to make a new word.

Note: You only have to change one letter and words should be real.

Example:

Person 1: TELL
Person 2: WELL
Person 3: WELD

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A funny puzzle

Jul 17 2009, 5:21 AM EDT by Ajithg

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Hi all,

Hope you all will try to answer this funny puzzle...

There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. Everyday he gets the elevator down to the ground floor to leave the building to go to work. Upon returning from work though, he can only travel half way up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way unless it's raining! Why?

Post your answers here....!

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Change one letter (5 letter words only)

Jul 16 2009, 12:38 AM EDT by sonunair

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Hi Friends, Let us play a Word Game. we have already played the same game before... but that was for 4 letter words... THIS IS 5 LETTER WORDS.

We start with a FIVE letter Word and each time the person with the next reply would have to change a letter from that word to make a different word.

You can change any letter of the word to make a new word.

Note: You only have to change one letter and words should be real.

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