Funny notice..
Posted by : Anil Malathu/1-3-09


Posted by : Anil Malathu/1-3-09


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RAJAPPAN'S BLOOD

A Sheikh was admitted at the Rashid Hospital in Dubai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries.Finally a malayalee named Rajappan Trichur, Kerala was located who had a similar type of blood. Rajappan willingly donated his blood for the Sheikh.

After the surgery, the Sheikh sent Rajappan as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Toyota Prado, diamonds, lapiz lazuri jewellery, and a Million Dirams.

Once again the Sheikh had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned Rajappan who was more than happy to donate his blood again. After the second surgery, the Sheikh sent Rajappan a thank you card and a jar of Almond halwa sweets.

Rajappan was shocked to see that the Sheikh this time did not reciprocate Rajappan's kind gesture as he had anticipated.

He phoned the Sheikh and said "This time also I thought that you would give me Toyota Prado, Diamonds and Jewellery….

But you gave only a thank you card and a jar of Almond sweets.

At this the Sheikh replied: " Mone Rajappa…now I have a malayalee's blood in my veins!"


What occasion is this ???

CUTE COMBINATION

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1. Comedy Skit by Suraj Venjarummoodu........2. Salim Kumar @ Palavattam


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Is this ‘VISHWA VIKYADHAMAYA MOOKH’?? (The World famous Nose)



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From,

Mr. Integration,
Indices House,
Iquation Street.

To,

Mrs. Differentiation,
D.No. Dy/Dx,
Meeting point,
Maths Nagar.

Dear Mrs. Differentiation,

I seek your opinion about the marriage of my son "Mr. Zero" with your daughter Miss Infinity" as they are already in love with each other

As you know my son Mr.Zero's qualification i.e. he neither yields to division nor multiplication. He is very popular among the students in exams. Prefer to arrange the marriage in a temple called "Multiplier"

Reception will be held in the "Co-Ordinates" hotel and Muhurtham will be fixed according to our priest "Standard Deviation" who would get his companion such as Mean, Median, and Valiance to spell the mantras

I would suggest you to consult " Mr. Calculus" and his sister "Mrs. Probability" regarding the proposal. Yours Accurately, Mr.Integration

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• The Top 10 reasons why a Handgun is better than a Woman
• #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s
• #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road
• #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun,& tell him so, he will probably let u try it out a few times
• #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup
• #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo
• #5 - A handgun doesn't do anything without u r permission
• #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month
• #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these make up look me beautiful?"
• #2 - A handgun doesn't say no when you try for using it
• AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun. > > . . ..........

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(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual. If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

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• If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman, If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing
• If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding
• If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
• If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy
• If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her
• If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
• If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
• If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
• If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
• If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seductionShe is a girl
• If you stare at another girl, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
• If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk In short:
• So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So damning, yet so wonderful So confusing, yet so desirable......

• WOMEN has MEN in it.
• SHE has HE in it.
• Mrs. Has Mr. In it.
• LADY has LAD in it.
• MISTERESS has MISTER in it.
• MADAM has ADAM in it.
• HOSTESS has HOST in it.
• FEMALE has MALE in it ......
• and so on the list is never ending
• SO NO need to be proud ....
• Girls YOU are always incomplete without Boys....

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"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
·From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."
·Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"
· An incident of a leave letter: "I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."
·A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
·Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
·Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
· Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer below..."
·Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
·Letter writing:- "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
· A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.
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Veenithallo Kidakkunnu.......( Ulasava Urakkam)



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